Cement In The Mix For Polish Viagra

An inhabitant of the northern Polish town of Elk is due to face trial after it emerged that he had been selling fake Viagra over the internet.

Ninety charges have been stacked against Mr. Jan N., who packed his pills full of cement.

The defendant managed to get away with his scam for two years, selling his magic pills for 25-35 zloty a pop (6 UK pounds).

Jan N. could face up to 8 years in the clink for his misdemeanours, and police are currently looking for unlucky clients as potential witnesses.

Luckily, doctors discovered that the cement capsules did not actually cause harm. However, much to the disappointment of clients, the cement failed to stiffen in the desired places.