Smingus Dingus

For only one special day per year, Poland becomes a cross between a giant water park and a war zone. Smingus Dingus is a free-for-all of love & revenge but mostly of throwing water over random people and loved ones. This is a tradition that is believed to date right back to Pagan times and is also practised in the Czech Republic as well as Slovakia and Hungary. Originally, mischevious boys would throw water over some P.Y.T and then 'spank them with pussy willow'...dirty. Nowadays, thanks to the reinstatement of sexual equality, anyone can soak anyone, so it's wise to carry a change of clothes and avoid wearing makeup as at any given moment, a friend or a stranger may feel the urge to soak you to the bone via water pistol, water balloon, bottle, bucket, shoe, anything they can find. Take advantage of the opportunity to relish in the pleasurable experience of saturating anyone you want with a ton of H2O.

When? April 22 2019
Where? Everywhere! Watch out!