Blonde Jokes
R.I.P
Here lies an outdated, sexist and frankly just lame set of deeply unfunny jokes. We love dad jokes, we love puns, we love abstract and dark humour... but this page and the jokes on it sucked really, really hard and we could not in all good conscience leave them up.
If you came here looking for Blonde Jokes (that's pretty embarrassing, man), here a special joke instead, just for you:
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made by a blonde
ReplyBLONDIE
ReplyWhether you've got natural platinum locks or have a standing appointment with your stylist every six to eight weeks, these blonde jokes are guaranteed to make you chuckle. Because you know what? Blondes
ReplyI have a bully and your jokes really helped me to get them to stop calling me nerdy glasses girl just because I have glasses
Replymost the time if someone bullies you they probbably like you.
Replyi wish that was true
Replyummmmmmm true tho
ReplyHahhahahhahah
ReplyThis is the best site ever!!!!
ReplyCAUSE I MEANNN I'm not a blonde but MOST PPL DON'T HAVE A CHOICE WEATHER THEY ARE OR ARE NOT BLONDESS
ReplyYall people need to stop making fun of Blondes!
ReplyTry being a red head then you will feel my pain
Replyshit joke
ReplyHow did the blond explain how his helicopter crashed? He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan. Why did the blond quit his job as a restroom attendant? He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer. What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? Double-dumb. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
ReplyHow can you tell who is the dumbest person in the room? It's the guy who's telling blonde jokes. Mate, get a life. It's not 2000, Nsync aren't cool anymore and Ben Affleck is an alcoholic, washed up loser, not a role model.
Replyf@ck it
Replythat is shitty
ReplyWhy don’t blonde women ever make ice cubes? They forget the recipe.
ReplyWhy didn't Jamie Burnham have a nourishing and happy life? Because he was a misogynist .
ReplyHow did the blonde die while raking the leaves? She only fell out of the tree.
ReplyI love how everyone’s gettin salty & personally attacking you whilst simultaneously gettin mad at you for( ITO) doin the same thing. Hypocrisy runs deep in shallow waters-think their all blondes?!
ReplyDo more blondes
ReplyBro you do more blondes then you see how sore you are afterwards.....,.,!
Replyyou are both so creepy
ReplyI'm a blonde and these have got old you need to find new ones not impressed
ReplyI agree with u on that one.
ReplyIm sooooo ofended!!!! but some of them were funny
ReplyIm sooooo ofended!!!! but some of them were funny
Replyfunny
ReplyWhy did the blonde dyed his hair to black?
Replywhy?
Replybro why?
ReplyTo avoid these fucking shit jokes?
Replyi just love how none of these jokes are funny
Replynope. not a one. not even offensive because they are just so bad. not even funny in a 'funny because they are bad' kind of way. just leaves you feeling empty inside and worried about the world that someone ever thought it was funny.
ReplyChloe I hope you are token seriously
ReplyChloe from dance moms?
Replytoken from south park?
ReplyLMFAO... I think it's hilarious reading comments the ones made by people with no sense of humor makes me laugh but then again it's because of your ignorance that causes arguments it's understandable every one has there own opinions but damn put a pad on have a laugh move on stop your crying and move on with your life boo hoo to you
Replythese would have to be funny for someone with a sense of humor to get them... but if youre getting offended by something written by someone without two brain cells to knock together then you seriously need to love yourself more because you are being hurt by a primordial ooze. as for you rick. we both know that you're so stupid you're actually an active part of the devolution of civillization. so just shut up.
ReplyI am a blonde and I have to say these were offensive to me.. the last two especially.. just because we are blonde does not mean we are " stupid" and " easily convinced" . I get that they're jokes and that some people find them funny but really these are stereotypes, and they're aggravating. I am a A student, and I would liked to be token seriously not as if I'm a stupid and ditzy blonde.
ReplyChange token to taken
Replyit ''taken'' not token proves ur just a blond
ReplyDude. I'm a blonde. It doesn't matter. If you hated them why did you look up blonde jokes
ReplyS/b "I am an A student." Apparently you flunked grammar.
ReplyApparently, you flunked basic human compassion. But well done, you can point out the grammar mistakes of random people on the internet. How original. Who the hell cares, Oscar. For all you know English is her 5th language but she has serious self esteem issues because of years of bullying by idiots like you. I would pick a dumb blonde as president over you any day.
ReplyI'm a natural blonde and these are funny, you need to clam down and take a joke. its people like you that need to get deported by that umpa lumpa yall call your president
ReplyI'm a natural swedish blonde woman I found these jokes insulting degrading & slandering ! To the natural blondes who said the jokes are insulting you also find the jokes funny you are being double standard hypocrite ! To the people who say lighten up well you never been the one to suffer from the outcome because these jokes are taken literally & people mistreat abuse & even so much rape a beautiful blonde woman because the true idiot is the people who think these jokes are true about blonde women & these jokes make our lives miserable so stop ! I'm repulsed by this tired stereotype because I have paid many prices for being a Swedish Blonde Woman including RAPE ! STOP !
ReplyMy heart goes out to you I have suffered as a child and as an adult all because of men and their sick fantasies. I to landed up raped by a person I loved. I dyed my hair brunette just so I could feel safe, it has been brunette ever since my late 20's. I lost confidance within myself and feel I have lost my identity , all because of predujice jokes and bad attitudes. Now as a brunette I dont get unwanted attention life is calm and contented for me. Everyone is different and copes in different ways, I walk away from idiots that do harm and that is the best way to deal with them they will never change.
ReplyI'm a blonde and I still find these jokes funny. I was in AC and all honors since middle school. I graduated college with a 4.0 Just because we are blonde does not mean we are stupid. don't listen to society. When you hear blonde jokes think of other blondes and it won't affect you. Keep your head up ladies, don't let them get the best of us. ♡
ReplyIt has been scientifically shown that hair color does not effect how smart you are. I am blonde and I find blonde bones offensive when they are directed at me and understand why others think they are offensive.I get A's and B's.
ReplyI'm not a blonde so these aren't insulting to me, but I find them funny. The only one I found insulting was the 'legs not touching' one, and I actually found that really insulting. But these are jokes, and its society's fault for making blondes look dumb. Not just one particular person. Just because people find these jokes funny, it doesn't mean that we are mean.
ReplyI'm blonde and I thought those were pretty funny
ReplyWhy do people find this funny? I am blond, I can't spell, I nearly failed math. But these are just insulting. My friends are blond, and you know what they never have to deal with this. It's called they are white blond, dirty blond and in advanced classes. But two of us aren't. And you know what, we are supposedly "dumb blonds". And whenever I tell someone to stop insulting us, it turns in to my fault! I'm too sensitive, take things to seriously. But I don't. Anyone who reads this type of site and finds them funny, I hope I NEVER meet you. Just know you have hurt a lot of people, and if you continue to do so because it's fun, then know I hate you. Because you are no better than a bully.
ReplyAccording to me and my neighborhood the blond jokes are racist
ReplyI love blond jokes mate even though im a blond
ReplyStephie, there is no need to be offended. It doesn't mean that blondes aren't smart, I'm a blonde and I am smarter then a burnette
ReplyI'm a brunette, and you can't even spell that correct. So now who's smarter? LOL
ReplyThese jokes are not for me because usually i do not laugh at jokes.Also I am a natural blonde and these are really offensive to me.just because we are blondes does not mean we are stupid.
ReplyI love reading these jokes because I'm a natural blonde and there times when I can see myself doing stuff like this.
Replya merry heart (laughter) is medicine to the soul! Don't take the hair color so personal ,its a joke ,sub whatever works for you!
Replywonderfully delightful
ReplyI am a natural blonde. These jokes are offensive to me but still very very very funny
ReplyThats what i think two offensive but funny (im a natural too)
ReplyThats what i think two offensive but funny (im a natural too)
ReplyI'm a guy and i thought most of these jokes were funny
ReplyHA HA HA ...not only 3 of them were funny
Replyhey i thought these jokes were lol and hey im a red head so yaeh but dont be offended blonde are cute :)
ReplyThx IK I`m cute
ReplyThat's a suprise since it comes from a blonde
Replyo_o owch
ReplyHaha funny :) I have absoulutley nothing against blonde people all my friends are blonde and are really smart! But I still think even though people being judged by their hair colour is ridiculous we can still sometimes laugh about it :)
ReplyI LOVE blonde jokes, even though I am a blonde. Because I don't get offended unless they are used to get back at me! But besides that, I ABSOLUELY LOVEE BLONDE JOKES!!!!!
Replythe jokes are wicked and any blonde that says they ar'nt stupid they're right they ar'nt stupid......they just have to common sense lool
ReplyLOL
Replyi have blonde hair and blondes being dumb is not true most of the girls in the top sets have blonde hair at are school i mean you wouldn't put jokes about black people on the interent unless you were racist so why blonde jokes don't you think its a little offensive! Any blonde people who are like that are just faking to get attention! brunette are no smarter infact i friend was telling me a blonde joke which she didn't even get yet i did and i have blonde hair!
ReplySo its true about blondes PMS ing too...
ReplyWell, I'm a natural platinum blonde because I come from a Scandinavian background. I don't really care how blondes are stereotyped, because in the end, everyone knows that intellect isn't dependant on hair colour. There are just girls who think it's cool to 'dumb themselves down' because they think guys will like them better, it's sad and it happens amongst brunettes too.
ReplyI am blond (natural, not bleached) and and we are SO not dumb..most blonds fake being dumb to "Look cute". And blonds are hotter than other colors because we have fair skin and beautiful features! TEEHEE!! Haven't y'all heard Brunettes are boring and Blonds have more fun! :D
ReplyBlondes are not necessarily hotter; it is a matter of opinion.
ReplyThese jokes are mildly funny. I am a natural brunette whose been dying her hair blonde for a few years. It 'suits me'. Anyway, for all you claiming to be smart, maybe you should have paid more attention in ENGLISH CLASS. This is NOT a topic to use chatspeak. I mean, it is kind of difficult for people to believe that you are smart 'wen u talk lik dis' you just seem ignorant. Thank you.
ReplyI'm a true blonde! :D I loved the jokes teehee x i have to admit i didn't get some of them lol :S :D But wen i eventually did, i laughed lds :D Yep, we can be smart when we wana be, bt to tell you the truth; it's just too much effort. So we stick 2 being dumb :P :D Love the Jokes Bunny Boo x x
ReplyWhy are blonde jokes so short? So men can understand them. I find it kind of funny that the vast majority of the self-proclaimed 'smart' brunette commenters have such terrible spelling. Oh, the irony! Cute jokes, though!
ReplyDo not fight hair color racism with more prejudice. Thats like insulting Hitler by saying things like you are dumber than a Jew. I dont appreciate you insulting males. I am a blonde dude, and these are bullshit jokes, but you are starting something else entirely.
ReplyPeople need to chill out abit. A joke is a joke, people need to learn to laugh at themselves sometimes. Its a silly stereotype that blondes are dumb, but these jokes arn't specifically aiming to offend. I'm blonde, I have three A levels in Maths, Chemistry and Biology. That throughs the stereotype but I can still laugh at blonde jokes as I know they ae not specifically aimed at me or any indevidual for that fact!
Replyim blonde and....well some of these i didnt get,im sorry im just not as smart as some people...but the ones that i did get are funny!
ReplyTbh, people need to relax about these jokes, im naturally platinum blonde and i know its not true that blondes are stupid, just learn to laugh (:
ReplyFirst of all these blonde jokes aren't funny but they are discriminating. Not all blondes are retarded. I'm a blonde and most of my family and friends think i'm smart due to staight A's all in school.
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